http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/12/good-news-support-for-islamic-anti-free-speech-measures-at-un-eroding.html

But....but.......but...........Mohammed was an individual! What about his rights! He had the right to kill kuffars, rape their wives and sell their children into slavery! How can you protect other individuals rights and ignore those of the "perfect" man! This is unseemly!

Abdullah Bhullah, the world's wackiest mullah and master of the Hidden Cave!

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/12/us-offers-taliban-jobs-and-cash-to-lay-down-their-arms.html#comments

Infidels! We don't need your stinkin' jobs!

Abdullah Bhullah!

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/12/proof-in-the-heart-of-the-muslim-world-veiling-does-not-gain-women-more-respect.html

Silly infidels! Of course we Muslim men conceal our women! They are our property and we have the right to cover them. Just yesterday, I draped the hidden cave in a giant burqa! Your infidel agents (Jehovah's Witness) and Christian missionaries (Christmas Carol singers) have been plaguing your favorite mullah! Haram!

Now I am concealed from their vile kuffar tricks!

Your decadent secular kuffar laws not apply to our strong muslim men! Let me tell you! Even the crack of dawn has to be careful in the desert!

Muslimahs are not safe! If Muhammed could rape, than so can Muslim men! I am telling you now, parts of my hidden Qur'an read like your accursed Playboy magazine!

Peace,

Abdullah Bhullah, the wacky mullah.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/12/rabbi-bites-off-muslims-finger-at-menorah-lighting----no-wait.html#comments

Infidels! This is Abdullah Bhullah, the wacky mullah. Obviously this Pakistani was a "misunderstander" of Islam!

How can you believe that he is anything but? In the hidden cave with my hidden Qur'an, I know the truth!

The Qur'an says "smite the unbelievers at the the necks"! How could anyone think that meant bite the rabbi's finger! This is a talfir, obviously!

Pay him no mind and let me get back to my cave!

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/12/christian-extremists-blow-up-girls-school----no-wait.html#comments

Infidels! It is I! The supreme Abdullah Bhullah!

I, and I alone, possess the hidden Quran! I have studied it exclusively in my hidden cave and it says that "education is bad and ignorance is good!"

Do not listen to the talfirs! I will fatwa them as soon as my internet connection is back.